So I thought it would be interesting on Fridays to share with you what I've been tweeting. I'm calling it
Tweet! It's Friday!
I could call it It's-Friday-&-My-Brain-Is-Fried-So-I'm-Making-You-Look-At-My-Tweets-Instead-Of-Being-More-Creative, but really that's too long. Isn't it?
Anyway...here we go...the unedited Kelly in all her glory.
- Looking for a miracle from the make-up this morning! Good...yawn...morning!
- So of course the day I need to catch a flight the kids' bus is slow to get here.
- Nerding out to Rush this morning. "Rockin' da base!"
- So what does this here "airplane button" do on this here iPhone?
- Hotel charging for wireless. Caesars #fail.
- For some reason 1/2 the people in this casino remind me of the lyric, "No sleep 'til Brooklyn!". I'm so going to get Da Husb. booty kicked!
- Jumbo Pina Colada is gone. Kelly has a sad.
- I'm deciding which casino to lose my money to today.
- Have decided that a Sunday is the perfect day for a pub crawl down the Vegas strip. 1st stop-ESPN Sports Zone via New York New York
- Hanging out in Vegas airport. Everybody here is looking grumpy and tired. Lol
- Hello Denver! Denver, I hardly know her. Wait. That doesn't even make sense.
- Every time I get ready to fly these days, I get dressed to go & think, "How well would these shoes last on Lost island?"
- Hi! tweeps! Today I start t/ only-a-few-weeks-until-I-have-to-get-into-a-bathing-suit-freak-out-diet/workout-program.Stupid Vegas Gluttony.
- When you have a relative who cries wolf your whole relationship, it's hard to know how to feel about an midnight emerg. phone call.
- Analyzing the family budget...refusing to believe that me having room service EVERY day is not possible. #wishing I was still on vacation
- So I vacuumed the couch out before the upholsterer came to pick it up, rip it apart & recover it. I think I have a problem.
- If 9 to 5 the Musical comes to my town, I may just have to go. I loved that movie and knew all of the songs. Don't you judge me.
- Scrambled eggs and an apple: The lunch of a dieting-I-need-to-go-to-the-grocery-store champion.
- The only way this pack of sugar free gum would keep me from snacking is if I could eat the whole pack.
- 1st day of diet, hunger, &grumpy hungries. So the yelling anti-Obama dad @ gymnastics needs to shut it or I'm going to embarrass my kids.
- So that absent minded thing that caused my son to leave the garage door open all night last week? Well he got it from his Mother. Kelly#fail
- Just saw the cutest 1st grade presentation of "Frog and Toad." Days like these make me glad to be a Mom.
- Have decided to not get the new Monk iPhone app. as I have have my own RL Monk living in my house. Da Husband, a.kiddinglyk.a. "Monk"
- So it's almost dinner time, and I still feel like I just woke up. Probably should go to bed early tonight.
- Having hilarious memories of my friend's God awful Fiero. Anyone else out there with Fiero memories?
- So I bought a juicer today. Already gone through a pound of carrots. I don't think this is going to be the cost effective way to go.
- Am feeling all Zen this morning. Or it could be delirium. Insomnia reared it's ugly head again last night.
- So projected high of 89F today seems a little to close to 90F.
- OK. Before I complain about the weather I should really should learn the difference between to, too, and two. Is it nap time already?
- I personally would like to smooch the sleep gods who finally let me sleep after days of insomnia. ***SMOOCH***
- Dear little children, I've laid out your clothes, snack, & lunch. What is so complicated about getting out the door on time every morning?
- Da Boy has set a record for last min requests for school needs via phone a call:"I need U to bring me a towel."When do U need it?"In 5 min."
How was yours?
7 comments:
Your tweets amuse me. In a great way!
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
The day was okay. I'm being stalked by some anti-vax nut on Twitter. Then my 15yo made me take him out driving. So now I'm drinking. So much for MY diet.
That is such a great idea to put them all together, like a teeny novel of the week. I don't dare look at mine though, they are not half so funny or sequential :)
Mine are lamo, now that I look at them. I'm a cruddy multi-tasker and surprisingly I have enough sense not to totally turn myself over to the great time waste. Balance? How does one do that?
lol @ rockin da base. What is that? A Leprechaun?
Yay! I finally made it over to your blog. I follow you on Twitter. You do an awesome job with your tweets! And, you're right! They do tell a lot about you.
I'm lookiing forward to meeting you at the MNO! =)
Something for you on my blog. Don't feel obligated.
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